Life is so… whatever.

What the hell?

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Got this from Has through our block’s egroup. In fairness, may point sya.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so “profound” that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn’t ceased…

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.”, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.”

This student received the only A.


Written by eeeek

November 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm

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  1. LOL!! =))


    November 4, 2007 at 3:44 pm

  2. Haha. I wonder how Pisay students would answer that question. Should be interesting. :))


    November 4, 2007 at 3:46 pm

  3. I would probably answer exothermic w/ a much more boring explanation than that A-guy. hahaha.

    We should ask the millions of batchmates who took up Chem, Biochem, Chem Eng, and all the other variations. :p :))


    November 4, 2007 at 5:05 pm

  4. HAHAHAHA :) Grabe, galing nung guy :D


    November 4, 2007 at 5:27 pm

  5. @Clar: Haha ako rin eh. Bobolahin ko na lang yung explanation. I could never come up with something as witty, haha. Hmm, let’s ask them. :))

    @Cecile: Grabe noh. Nagawa nya in such a way na it sounds logical nga hahaha.


    November 4, 2007 at 8:36 pm

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